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DECEPTION - I am so totally doing this on Halloween


TAGS: apple onion halloween caramel
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

rerun - October 24, 2012, 4:31 pm, #240148

run19 is done
GaryO - October 24, 2012, 8:19 am, #240141
Uh, my great grandchild killed a spambot with his nerf hammer and I gladly paid $500 for watching….WHERE’S THE GD MODS? This thing is working on it’s 2nd day.
run19 - October 24, 2012, 6:20 am, #240140
my classmate's mother-in-law makes $72/hr on the computer. She has been laid off for nine months but last month her income was $15013 just working on the computer for a few hours. Here's the site to read more Run19.com
Yorick - September 16, 2012, 2:26 pm, #239193
I'm not sure who I could get away with doing this to, but I'd love to try. Maybe my brothers. Brotherly love.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 15, 2012, 3:23 am, #239169
So as not to get caught, set up your stuff in an abandoned house so they'll never find out where you really live ;)
falloutghoul - September 2, 2012, 7:31 pm, #238842
Even worst than razor blades in the apples!
rerun - September 1, 2012, 9:59 pm, #238823

If I didn't have about 500 kids come by I would do this.
Cyberhagen - September 1, 2012, 6:57 pm, #238819
OMG Now that's just evil!


GODZILLA FACEPALM - When Godzilla gives you the facepalm, you know the fail is epic.


TAGS: godzilla facepalm face palm epic fail
Rating: 3.62/5


DO YOU REMEMBER - When you tried to kill me and I disappeared under your bed? Me too.




ONCE YOU SEE IT - You will shit bricks.


TAGS: once you see it you will **** bricks
Rating: 2.23/5

More motifakes by Jaimie Fry

Silvermist - April 8, 2009, 5:16 pm, #71642
lol I didn't **** bricks but I was concentrating so hard on the red circle trying to figure it out that when I saw the kid it startled me a bit.
amina - February 8, 2009, 6:00 pm, #57910
KRoNiK- wow, thats a change of pace, you calling someone else racist XD.
KRoNiK - February 8, 2009, 1:14 pm, #57814
Hey Wowzers f*** you. You racist a**hole
wow - September 30, 2008, 7:42 pm, #24613
f***ing idiots, look on the left, it's a black dude
Wowzers - June 19, 2008, 5:30 pm, #6363
Can't believe some of you crackers are scared by negros
Solland - May 2, 2008, 11:31 pm, #2747
omg that scared me, if you cant see it look to the left middle, left of the white dot
Neal - April 29, 2008, 3:24 pm, #2560
this is just g**... if there is nothing there... DON'T DRAW A CIRCLE YOU IDIOTS!
Wow - April 18, 2008, 3:59 am, #2033
Freaky...fer shizzle
frenzypanda - April 6, 2008, 2:04 am, #1652
bravo!!! It did scare me a bit...
oretty sure - April 3, 2008, 1:20 am, #1585
This is from the end of the remake of Texas Chainsaw Massacre
unexplained_paranoia - March 27, 2008, 11:32 am, #1463
Yeah... I don't get it. Is this one of those creepy pictures where you focus on something then the picture changes to something freaky?
the shrimp - March 21, 2008, 10:38 pm, #1338
does anyone know where this image came from?
Homeless Joe - March 19, 2008, 4:18 pm, #1305
I don't think it's supposed to be creepy. It looks like that with the atmosphere, and there's just a kid looking around the corner.
Gareth - March 18, 2008, 2:01 pm, #1285
I think thats the point. You focus on the circle then crap there is a creepy person!
Chris - March 18, 2008, 12:31 am, #1281
i see the creepy looking person, but whats the red circle for?


FANTASY FOOTBALL -


TAGS: geek jocks football dungeons dragons
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Altrunchen - September 22, 2013, 2:35 pm, #249920
But then...who's the DM?
jimicapone - November 14, 2011, 6:36 pm, #225793
Jocks aren't smart enough to play D&D.
MonkeyStealsPeach - February 7, 2011, 10:29 am, #211793
Couldn't agree more ... and I work in an office full of players. 5 d20's
Reality Lord - February 5, 2011, 9:43 pm, #211715

jocks who always wanted to play D&D
Cubbybear - February 5, 2011, 8:03 pm, #211708
Who plays this anyway?


RARE VIEW - A rarely seen picture of the inside of an actual Can-o-Whoopass


TAGS: september challenge military 82nd airborne all americans
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

rerun - August 31, 2010, 6:25 pm, #191728

This poster should have a much higher rating....it is the only moti I have hanging in my office.
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 9:56 pm, #162101
LOL!!!!!!!!
rerun - March 5, 2010, 9:53 pm, #162098

Have you seen me? I was recently stolen
TheSarge - December 24, 2009, 10:29 am, #147828
I kinda miss those days...more room than a Bradley.
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 6:48 pm, #141488
Looks like a sh** from Starship Troopers, kill them Insects!
_Ally - October 15, 2009, 2:37 pm, #126970
This is a great sh** and a awsome caption. Nice work LogicDude
Bill - October 5, 2009, 8:22 pm, #124172
agreed
Botak - October 1, 2009, 3:31 am, #123062
I'm not gungho (Pers from my nation's military generally aren't - we prefer to just get the job done), but that caption is still pretty funny. Good motie :)
reason - September 30, 2009, 1:23 pm, #122898
f***stick. relax, thinking you are superior to everyone else is pompous and f***ing annoying. besides if he isnt american then he doesnt have to like that attitude. f*** i am american and i dont like it.
Anonoymous Scum - September 29, 2009, 7:31 am, #122571
I really hate the WOOHOOO! America f*** YEAH attitude....however, this is a great jux***osition. Gets a 5 from me...
faulty switch - September 28, 2009, 11:52 pm, #122522
awesome poster. 5 fo sho
freestyler - September 28, 2009, 5:11 pm, #122443
Mhh i have seen smaller cans that are more efficient. 4 or 5 dino's i dunno
RON - September 28, 2009, 12:58 pm, #122401
Five Thumbs Up!
LogicDude - September 28, 2009, 12:44 pm, #122398
Thanks guys...of course, this is the "Jumbo can"...the smaller C-130 version is a little more cramped inside, but just as efficient!
spacedog - September 28, 2009, 12:43 pm, #122397
I totally agree with CANADA. Nice one LogicDude.
CANADA - September 28, 2009, 12:24 pm, #122391
that caption is perfect


M o n s t e r s -


TAGS: monsters spammers trolls site hijackers etc
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

ughomer - September 23, 2013, 5:06 pm, #249951
260 were mine, GaryO!
GaryO - September 23, 2013, 2:32 pm, #249949
Shyt, Bobb, you found the 'share' motherlode


Old Saw -




ARGUING ON THE INTERNET -


TAGS: bra on teats on bull
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by AlanSmithee

TheTrashHeap - March 17, 2011, 10:11 pm, #214545
Not on the net it doesn't.
towercam - March 17, 2011, 5:37 pm, #214524
Here, we disagree. Argument has value. ***bs on a bull doesn't. People learn things through argument.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 11, 2010, 11:05 pm, #188943
They're all Moooo posters....I'm just Amsome that way.
TheTrashHeap - August 11, 2010, 9:25 pm, #188910
Alansmithee has the best Avatar ever!
Reality Lord - August 11, 2010, 9:19 pm, #188907

awesome...how long do i have to wait before i steal the pic for a mooootifake?
spacedog - August 11, 2010, 8:57 pm, #188903
That doesn't mean he hasn't though, and "could have" been a Moo+ poster? I thought it was. 5L
TheTrashHeap - August 11, 2010, 8:29 pm, #188896
I know Moo IRL pzy. And NO.
pzykosiz - August 11, 2010, 8:24 pm, #188894
would you really want to see moo+ in a bra?
TheTrashHeap - August 11, 2010, 8:06 pm, #188890
Would have made a great Moo+ poster, but still 5L
Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 8:04 pm, #188889
ROR! 5L


ROCKABILLY-THE PLACE WHERE AGEING GOTHS AND PUNKS GO TO RETIRE AND DIE. -


TAGS: rockabilly old goth punk
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by Michael Hans

CANADA - September 3, 2009, 3:44 pm, #114680
k before I commit to saying anythin I need shamrock here to confirm if she is a she.


WHY? - Didn't I think of that.


TAGS: zombi treadmill defense
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

Swampfox - June 25, 2012, 12:10 pm, #236614
The zombies will walk until... No, I'm not going to explain it. Maybe a hint from TLOTR, "You shall not pass!"
Cyberhagen - June 24, 2012, 12:07 pm, #236571
Except in the picture, the treadmills are facing IN..
Swampfox - June 19, 2012, 2:20 pm, #236411
The first treadmills were powered by walking...
Kilted - June 19, 2012, 2:53 am, #236405
Nice plan. Until the power runs out.


THE PUBIC HARE - one of the few animals not hunted for it's skin.


TAGS: september challenge oh hair sorry about that
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by Bunny

:3 - September 7, 2009, 10:54 pm, #115841
lol pretty funny... not the best but alright
agdaniele - September 7, 2009, 12:12 pm, #115735
I think I've seen this pic before.
Hypercat-Z - September 6, 2009, 6:51 pm, #115582
HAHAHAHAHAHA... And thank you for the ispiration!
aaa - September 4, 2009, 2:01 pm, #115019
I thought no pubic hare couldn't be shown here. No wait...... Nevermind.... .
culos - September 4, 2009, 2:00 pm, #115018
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfect!
BoneCD - September 4, 2009, 11:30 am, #114983
Love it, 5 pubic hareballs here!
Ed-Hyde - September 4, 2009, 9:29 am, #114972
Amsome! 5 badly groomed lions
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 9:28 am, #114971
Right? I almost clicked reject on accident 'cause I was laughing so much, separate those b***ons a little more for me, M? LOL!
motifake - September 4, 2009, 9:27 am, #114970

FULL of WIN, 5L for you!
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 9:17 am, #114968
Made me laugh. Makes approving so much easier!


TACH IT UP TACH IT UP -


TAGS: 1971 chevelle ss
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Airman

rodtoo40 - September 16, 2012, 12:16 pm, #239190
Try 1970 SS 454 for the win.
M0rd3kaI - August 18, 2012, 4:52 am, #238517
Airman!! if you don't mind to, upload this to MotoFake please?
EmilioDumphque - August 18, 2012, 1:44 am, #238514
...and "linkage" referred to positive or progressive.
fatelvis - August 17, 2012, 2:34 pm, #238510
d*** you Dr Atkins.


DYSLEXIC ZOMBIES -




DISAPPOINTMENT - Allah told them the truth, but not the whole truth.


TAGS: 72 virgins family guy allah disappointment
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by pitbull

WTFO - December 2, 2009, 12:11 am, #141615
Nice. 5L.


Sink Fixed -


TAGS: finally got the sink fixed
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Ism

maoworks2 - June 14, 2013, 7:37 am, #246601
Now That's What I'm Talking About !
Silverheart - June 13, 2013, 4:51 pm, #246590
Installed the Jesus Filtration Unit5?


WELL WISHERS - Sometimes are just a little too optimistic.


TAGS: get well soon dead racoon
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Silverheart - January 27, 2013, 3:15 pm, #242866
One of my favorite Beatles songs, that.
twill1962 - January 27, 2013, 2:54 pm, #242865
The doctor came in, stinking of gin, and proceeded to lie on the table.
EmilioDumphque - January 10, 2013, 4:19 pm, #242351
Oh Rocky, don't sleep there!


Rock Paper Scissors -




DON'T LIKE COPS - Next time you are in trouble, try calling a crackhead ...


TAGS: dont like cops call c******d
Rating: 4.02/5

More motifakes by Budog

Macumazahn - February 28, 2013, 6:14 pm, #243902
That "stack" or "caterpillar" tactic has always worried the heck out of me. ONE grenade, ONE five-second burst from an AK...
steve1961 - August 13, 2012, 12:00 am, #238357
Ummm...not to nitpick but I think a bigger concern is the huge window on the flank that none of them are paying attention to.
Budog - August 12, 2012, 6:30 pm, #238337
Definitely makes the cover and *** as you advance a little rough to do, and a nice big target rich environment, but still a cool picture.
5150monkeylove - August 10, 2012, 3:52 pm, #238264
I still will give you 5 crack rocks. But as a former LEO, the first thing I noticed was the wonderful bowling pin set up.
Budog - August 8, 2012, 3:36 am, #238205
Look closer at the picture. They are entering an alley way. So who is to say the rear/entrance to the alley was not covered by other officers.
vlad9885 - August 7, 2012, 7:09 pm, #238176
Clearing rooms 101 last person in the stack covers the entry way while the others clear the area. 5badges from a former LEO
Budog - June 22, 2012, 7:08 am, #236504
Well, maybe their six is covered already...
robbidos - June 22, 2012, 2:12 am, #236498
idk, i think they need some more training because they have arent covering their six...
Budog - April 28, 2012, 11:41 am, #233921
Well MashMashi, if I am being held hostage by some tweeker I want a highly trained group like officers to come save my six...
MashiMashi - April 28, 2012, 10:46 am, #233918
But its ph**os like this that people don't like cops
lgvernon - April 26, 2012, 5:06 pm, #233869

Thank you, Budog!~~


I HATE BEING BI-POLAR - It's totally awesome !


TAGS: bipolar hate its totally awesome
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Budog

epic33 - November 24, 2012, 4:19 am, #240915
This epic33 is cynicaly phyco !!! LMAO x9000
Budog - April 24, 2012, 4:39 am, #233745
LMAO
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 23, 2012, 8:39 pm, #233732
Speaking from experience, I’m going to say ‘awesome!’
Nissta - April 21, 2012, 8:31 pm, #233656
I ain't Bi-Polar!! I'm a Cynical Depressive!!!
Rick69 - April 14, 2012, 10:17 pm, #233309
Nice! Somewhat similar to #148080 but still good... :)
lgvernon - April 14, 2012, 10:10 pm, #233307

Ths POSTER is awesome!! 5L
ughomer - April 14, 2012, 11:47 am, #233268
My sentiments as well. 5L


EASTER - Has been cancelled


TAGS: easter cancelled dog rabbit
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by tomtomtom

agdaniele - April 2, 2010, 8:43 am, #168827
Really? I know this isn't original... not by a longsh**.


THINGS THAT AMAZE ME - If you say "gullible" slowly, it sounds like you are saying "oranges"


TAGS: gullible oranges things amaze me
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by Budog

robbidos - December 11, 2012, 1:23 am, #241378
bah! you troll, lol


THIS - is Gun Control


TAGS: guns illegals
Rating: 4.03/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - August 20, 2012, 11:03 am, #238561
this poster is 3 years old, with 60 other comments.. I think the subject has been covered adequately
tugtramp - August 20, 2012, 5:53 am, #238550
b***e Sheriff John Walsh told the Montana Standard "This Never Happened"
Buzzramjet - August 20, 2012, 1:53 am, #238547
Ever wonder why gun nuts have to make up stories to justify their guns? Nothing wrong with owning guns so why lie and make up idiocy like this?
pzykosiz - April 29, 2011, 12:00 am, #217593
it kind of a shame he's not around to hear that
Sean - April 28, 2011, 11:46 pm, #217592
Oh yeah?!!! LogicDude. You take that back!
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 12:05 am, #139975
policy would be to build an effective barrier and kick out the illegals. That allows more room for legal immigration which is good for the US. Is it right that folks who follow the law should not be allowed in because some a** jumped the fence? No.
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 12:04 am, #139973
Having about 33% of our prison systems filled with illegals isn't anecdotal. True the hard evidence is hard to come by because we can't track them since they broke the law by coming here or staying beyond their VISAs. A legitimate advancement of social
Sean - November 24, 2009, 10:02 pm, #139405
Like the uselessness of anecdotal "evidence" when it comes to legitmately advancing social policy.
WTFO - November 24, 2009, 9:57 pm, #139402
people to shoot at and it ends up distracting from the issues that need to be addressed.
WTFO - November 24, 2009, 9:57 pm, #139401
Sean, I thought the discussion went on to the topics. However, constrained to this story: I think that creating a false story diminishes the validity of the very real problems the story is trying to draw attention to. Falsehoods just create a target for
Ed-Hyde - November 23, 2009, 2:03 pm, #139089
In that case sean, the author should have made the villians bacon stealing zombies. That'd get everyone's attention!!
TheTrashHeap - November 23, 2009, 1:05 pm, #139072
Sean FTW.
Sean - November 23, 2009, 11:31 am, #139057
intended, not whether or not the intended audience is xenophobic. Please keep that straight.
Sean - November 23, 2009, 11:30 am, #139055
Thanks WTFO, but they addes that additional made up detail to make the story extra scary to those they thought would be extra scared of illegal immigrants. All of your verbiage cannot change that. And I'm talking about what the author of this myth ...
WTFO - November 22, 2009, 9:55 pm, #138944
Canada is when Americans cross illegally and place a strain on your system.
WTFO - November 22, 2009, 9:55 pm, #138943
definition, because their very entry into this country was a crime. Again, I don't defend a made up story, but concern over illegals in the US is a valid issue that hasn't been addressed properly. After the left destroy the US, we'll see how welcoming
WTFO - November 22, 2009, 9:53 pm, #138942
people in the US don't fear immigration but welcome it. This debate is about illegal immigrants, which is vastly different. The people you incorrectly identify as xenophobes actually just want our immigration laws obeyed. Illegals aliens are criminals by
WTFO - November 22, 2009, 9:51 pm, #138941
Interesting choice of words, Sean. xenophobia: fear of strangers or foreigners. That is a complete distortion the media uses regarding the illegal immigration debate. If you've bought into that, then let me shed the light of truth on the argument. Most
TheTrashHeap - November 21, 2009, 2:22 pm, #138454
I must agree with Sean here. Labeling them "criminals" would have been enough. Bringing up their immigration status is a cheap sh**.
Sean - November 21, 2009, 12:56 pm, #138430
And calling them black would have be too obvious a tactic, these days.
Sean - November 21, 2009, 12:55 pm, #138428
The vast majority of murders in America are committed by Americans. The made-up superfluous detail of their immigration status is a deliberate act to pander to the xenophobia of the intended audience.
WTFO - November 20, 2009, 11:54 pm, #138230
Sean, I already agreed that this story isn't factual. Yes, it raises 2 points 1) pro 2nd Amendment, and 2) anti-illegal immigration. Both are valid view-points. A google search on San Francisco and murder committed by illegals gives you answers of why.
Sean - November 20, 2009, 6:56 pm, #138184
AIRMAN Current master of the snopesifake. *snickers*
Sean - November 20, 2009, 6:54 pm, #138183
LD ... neve happy unless he's fighting a war on two fronts.
Sean - November 20, 2009, 6:52 pm, #138182
*cop shop (no bad pun intended)
Sean - November 20, 2009, 6:50 pm, #138181
run down to the cap shop to report near-crimes.
Sean - November 20, 2009, 6:50 pm, #138180
The parent is "aiming," the kid is discharging at random. To me the whole question is pretty much empirical. Scaring off would be a**ailants is a huge consideration as well and one that's very hard to get good data on. For starters, people don't ...
Bah - November 20, 2009, 6:10 pm, #138174
Sean - as long as you'll include the shooting of intruders without complaint as well, you won't hear many complaints from conservatives about "weeding", as you put it. Any parent that doesn't teach their kids gun control is aiming for a Darwin Award.
MustyK - November 20, 2009, 5:45 pm, #138168
Well done Airman. 5 furry-ones for the little girl !!
fred - November 20, 2009, 4:27 pm, #138151
In the US, how many thousands are sh** by their own family? You come across as a frightened, conspiracy nut, retard.
Big V - November 20, 2009, 4:06 pm, #138147
and the slide is locked back or the cylinder is open or the receiver is open and the magazine out, unless that gun is in small pieces it is loaded. I have followed his rules for 30yrs and have yet to have an AD incident.
Big V - November 20, 2009, 4:03 pm, #138146
Ya know, I love guns. Have since I was small. My granddaddy had 2 very simple rules for gun handling. Rule 1, Never point a gun at anyone unless you are gonna kill them right then and there. Rule 2, Guns are always loaded, even if you just unloaded it
Haarakkon - November 20, 2009, 1:54 pm, #138129
I don't have any problems with that, it's just not for me.
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 1:37 pm, #138123
during deer season two years ago
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 1:36 pm, #138122
I'm a gun nut, as are most people out here. and the only gun accident that happend out here was an american tourist shooting his friend
Haarakkon - November 20, 2009, 1:27 pm, #138120
I'm also not the gun nut that my step-dad is. Figure a hunting rifle, duty pistol, varmint rifle and a sh**gun is about all I need. I'd like a concealable weapon, but the truth is, I'd use a laptop a whole lot more.
Airman - November 20, 2009, 1:20 pm, #138118
I should have snoped it, but I didn't. but i agree with Canada. Actually, I'm enjoying the discussions. FYI, I don't even own a gun. My dad has 4 families share
LogicDude - November 20, 2009, 1:11 pm, #138115
Oh Sean...if only you didn't have the US as a buffer between Canada and Mexico! THEN you would understand our xenophobia. Of course to Mexicans I say "if only you didn't have us to buffer you from Canada" but that's best left for another day.
Sean - November 20, 2009, 1:07 pm, #138113
Of course anecdotal evidence is useless for this kind of a debate to begin with.
Sean - November 20, 2009, 1:06 pm, #138111
the tale's other agenda.
Sean - November 20, 2009, 1:06 pm, #138110
No one ever said this story couldn't be true, WTFO. And in fact I called for more kids to be left home alone with more guns. Strange how you let that pass without comment. But the fear-mongering part of it -- two illegal aliens!!!! -- tips us off to
Haarakkon - November 20, 2009, 12:51 pm, #138106
I was wondering why I hadn't heard about this. Turns out Snopes says it never happened, at least not in b***e, not on that date.
boeweizer - November 20, 2009, 11:24 am, #138087
ok so they're illegal immagrants and in montana does that make them canadian? sure that have spanish sounding names but idk i think they're canandian
Ed-Hyde - November 20, 2009, 7:11 am, #138051
Landing right in the middle. Anyone know where I could dig up numbers on children killed by the parents guns vs intruders killed by armed home owners? I'm a big fan of the 2nd Amendment, Armed citizens discourage government zeal. Just curious on the #s
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 2:34 am, #138018
This particular story might not be true but the message is sweet. 5L
WTFO - November 20, 2009, 12:55 am, #138004
It does feel good to let loose with a solid 3 pane rant. Once in a while, you need to confront insanity with facts or you'll fall prey to the stress. Don't get addicted like me though. People start to get pissy. HA. Night, Bone.
BoneCD - November 20, 2009, 12:19 am, #137999
Well now that my heart is beating like a SOB I think I should hit the sac...night all.
BoneCD - November 20, 2009, 12:15 am, #137996
Christ almighty that's my first 3 panel rant *sigh*...but d*** it felt good!
BoneCD - November 20, 2009, 12:11 am, #137993
Irony WTFO, just pure irony!
WTFO - November 20, 2009, 12:09 am, #137991
BTW, well said Bone.
WTFO - November 20, 2009, 12:08 am, #137990
intruders into their homes. One, a 17 yr old who killed 2 of 4 armed home invaders. The other, an 11 yr old boy who killed 2 home invaders with a .22-caliber rifle. Seems the same point intended from the above story is exemplified by your proof its false.
Chopperliscious - November 20, 2009, 12:05 am, #137989
Solidarity forever comrade BoneCD!!!!!
WTFO - November 20, 2009, 12:05 am, #137988
It's hilarious to me that so many of you cited snopes for this story. It is absolutely true that the story above isn't supported by facts. However, in the exact link you post to discredit the thought, there are 2 stories of kids shooting and killing
BoneCD - November 19, 2009, 11:59 pm, #137986
The rest of your arguments are all bull sh1t...and yes, this story is all bull ****.
BoneCD - November 19, 2009, 11:57 pm, #137985
rubber banded to it just in case someone tries to pull a "In Cold Blood" on me. 5. I have a right to keep and bare arms to keep the federal gov from taking over!
BoneCD - November 19, 2009, 11:55 pm, #137984
1. Gun control only limits the number of guns for law abiding citizens...not criminals. 2. more than half the deaths that you read in statistics are from suicide. 3. Conceal carry in FLA cut crime by 1/3rd. 4. I have a sh**gun with 4 shells (cont)
agdaniele - November 19, 2009, 10:35 pm, #137960
Conservatives don't leave any publicity venue unused.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 19, 2009, 10:25 pm, #137956
So not only was this a wordyfake, but it wasn't even true and was really a politifake in disguise? This kind of thing would be perfect for the forum, not for making a poster.
kato_eclipse - November 19, 2009, 9:54 pm, #137943
You should know its fake because the guy never mentioned FOX. Its a made up story to prove a useless point. Although Everyone needs a gun as well as a fire extinguisher. Emergencies are a way of life. http://www.snopes.com/politics/crime/homeinvasion.a
Sean - November 19, 2009, 9:17 pm, #137931
*firearms
Sean - November 19, 2009, 9:14 pm, #137930
loaded furearms. Let the herd cull the herd, so to speak.
Sean - November 19, 2009, 9:14 pm, #137929
So this is a myth, but one that feels the need to identify the thugs as illegal aliens. Like their immigration status is at all relevant. Though of course I happen to think that there aren't enough kids left alone in houses with readily available
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 19, 2009, 8:52 pm, #137928
Sure. But why was an 11 year old left at home alone in the first place?
Derek - November 19, 2009, 7:27 pm, #137914
That, was pro-gun propaganda, and a myth. www.snopes.com/politics/crime/homeinvasion.asp Got to be suspicious when the brand name of the firearm is mentioned and when it's not in the mainstream news.
guest - November 19, 2009, 7:24 pm, #137913
Cool Motifake and I agree with the sentiment but story is not true. Check it out at www.snopes.com http://www.snopes.com/politics/crime/homeinvasion.asp
Reason - November 19, 2009, 7:22 pm, #137912
thats awesome. Completely agree. The **** that makes the news is the kid who calls 911 when his mom has a stroke. Boring! i would enjoy seeing this on the news.


OLD-SCHOOL -


TAGS: rolled up newspaper vs ipad poor spider
Rating: 4.93/5

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Sho - June 29, 2012, 2:43 pm, #236783
Qmao


HOLD DOWN F11 - I'm going to hell for this. I just know it.


TAGS: yet another quake rocked haiti today the capitol was destroyed damage estimates were in the tens of dollars
Rating: 4.51/5

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Thedge - August 31, 2014, 11:07 pm, #256517
Me too. Once more ! 5 large duck dingi!
JesusWept - November 30, 2012, 8:26 am, #241060
LMFAO!! Good one! 5 pts!
Airman - February 24, 2011, 5:06 pm, #213103
along the same line of thinking.. this really worked well
vasilache - July 5, 2010, 5:07 am, #183338
did you heard about the family that moved from Haiti to Chile? they were afraid of quakes
Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 9:13 pm, #181113
Sir I would like to High five you for that one.
Produceman117 - February 2, 2010, 6:05 pm, #155794
I'm facepalming with a smile. 5L.
Faceplant31 - February 2, 2010, 5:56 pm, #155790
Thats the point Dr. F
Dr. Festerpus - February 2, 2010, 5:05 pm, #155778
When i did it vista had a f***ing seizure
cheesypoofs - January 28, 2010, 7:33 pm, #155031
thats awesome!
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:12 pm, #154627
One more time...
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:11 pm, #154626
Yes, so BAD!!! So am I!!!!!! LMAO...
Bovee - January 26, 2010, 4:05 pm, #154567
that makes my faves. 5l
myhouseinthewoods - January 26, 2010, 3:16 pm, #154554
very funny stuff you have here
Ed-Hyde - January 26, 2010, 2:02 pm, #154547
Sent this one to everyone in my office. A tragedy at this level, you either laugh or go insane. Since we are all crazy already . . .
Airman - January 26, 2010, 1:15 pm, #154540
this is the funniest one we have seen in quite some time. AMSOME
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 12:56 pm, #154538
This poster is fukcing amsome! Kudos Dude. Worlogog quit being a douche, if you can't find humor in this just STFU and move on!
Lincoln - January 26, 2010, 11:03 am, #154533
f***ing awesome! LMAO
DreMagnum - January 26, 2010, 8:21 am, #154519
Ahhh Worlogog, why ya got to be like that? Its a joke dude.
Worlogog - January 26, 2010, 8:08 am, #154517
Yes. Yes, you are. Ik hope the next 7-9 quake hits your f*cking family.
HareRama - January 26, 2010, 5:54 am, #154505
Haha,hilarious.d***...I laughed too.
Dude 4515 - January 25, 2010, 11:41 pm, #154465
YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!!!!! my first top five poster!
rerun - January 25, 2010, 8:21 pm, #154446

save me a seat Dude4515, I laughed
Claire - January 25, 2010, 7:42 pm, #154432
Hehe.. that was fun. 5L!
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 7:29 pm, #154428
rat bastard!!! now my screen won't quit shaking at richter 7!!
nutsmcbutts - January 25, 2010, 7:11 pm, #154423
classy bro, 5ls on dissun
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:45 pm, #154409
I seriously can't stop doing this.
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:03 pm, #154408
That's hilarious! I keep coming back to this one...5L
BoneCD - January 25, 2010, 5:00 pm, #154406
5 shaking poodles! *now if I could only vote between the tremors*
LogicDude - January 25, 2010, 4:29 pm, #154397
Pour me a beer...I'm right behind you apparently. I LOL'd...
know_it_all - January 25, 2010, 4:15 pm, #154389
holy **** on windows it makes the screen look like an earthquake because it switches from window to fullscreen back and forth really quick. hilarious! gratuitous win, 5/5
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 4:14 pm, #154388
but macs suck
Derek - January 25, 2010, 3:58 pm, #154376
F11 on most Macs turns the sound down.
DreMagnum - January 25, 2010, 3:40 pm, #154373
is it sad I had to hold down f11 just to see what this meant
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 3:35 pm, #154371
LMAO!
zammuelist - January 25, 2010, 2:56 pm, #154369
Nicely done 5/5


THERE IS ALWAYS - Someone better than you


TAGS: you re not the best troll
Rating: 4.84/5

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motifayk - July 1, 2012, 5:44 am, #236858
IMH trOllpinion - The best troll ever has been the myth that we only use 10%-15% of our brains... Maybe trolls manage to make people use only that much.
CaptainDingDong - April 1, 2012, 4:57 pm, #232533
http://www.snopes.com/crime/clever/carpark.asp
M0rd3kaI - March 24, 2012, 9:00 pm, #232001
At the seaside villa he is in ;)
M0rd3kaI - March 24, 2012, 8:59 pm, #232000
Agreed... such a shame that I don't live in England XD would've tried that as well
GaryO - March 24, 2012, 11:37 am, #231965
Yeah, when I first read that story, I said ‘d***!’
caveman - March 24, 2012, 10:03 am, #231956
Winning
M0rd3kaI - March 24, 2012, 8:20 am, #231953
Agreed... although most trolls are a bit immature and thinks that if they just say nasty things that are off topic that they are good...
jig - March 24, 2012, 8:14 am, #231952
The greatest internet myth ever. Making thousands of people believe it ...THAT's trolling.


ALUCARD WALKS INTO A TWILIGHT CONVENTION - "All I said was that vampires don't sparkle"


TAGS: alucard hellsing vampire
Rating: 3.72/5

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FatherTyme - May 4, 2011, 6:23 pm, #218065
Hmm, I'd love to see Blade AND Alucard cleaning house. @thatonechick, I saw Hellsing, truly bad@$$. He was pwning let and right and not even caring enough to take names :)
boinger - March 9, 2011, 1:23 pm, #213874
vampires actually do sparkle... for .00000000001 seconds b4 they burst into flame
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 9:57 pm, #182198
He'd probably win a race up your parents basement stairs as well.
TheTrashHeap - June 27, 2010, 9:51 pm, #182197
But could he beat you in a spelling bee?
corbett06 - June 27, 2010, 9:49 pm, #182196
that faget edward wouldnt stand a chance in satans hell against alucard
LD0ne - May 7, 2010, 9:52 am, #175008
nice job *applauds* 5 lions
Portgas D. Ace - December 12, 2009, 10:21 pm, #145148
Positive. Edward definiely should meet Alucard *hrhrhr*
angryceltic - December 12, 2009, 12:34 pm, #145112
i did and it was awesome
thatonechick - December 12, 2009, 9:56 am, #145099
Anybody else watch Hellsing? *crickets chirp*


DAMN YOU - damn you all


TAGS: motifake hell
Rating: 4.39/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - September 26, 2013, 12:38 pm, #250053
Wait a minute, bottled water is tears of the d***ed? In that case, bottled water is the most metal thing I have ever heard of.
Ragnar - May 11, 2012, 2:27 pm, #234484
i'll stick will with beer and whisky, cause nothing yells purity better than alcohol


EVENING COMMUTE - No, This is not going to end well....


TAGS: batman darth vader end well
Rating: 4.71/5

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steve1961 - March 5, 2013, 12:35 pm, #244063
Cool. Darth Vader is my favorite villain in the Star Trek universe.
trek - March 5, 2013, 11:04 am, #244060
Use the Force, Anakin. Use the Force


THE RIGHT CHOICE -


TAGS: freedom speech guns rights bill
Rating: 4.41/5

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mariand - July 27, 2012, 2:48 pm, #237713
lol...


IT IS FRIDAY - Oh yeah, let the good times roll !




ENERGY DRINKS -




TROLLING - An art form.




TOTALLY SCREWED - which is worse, dealing with the monster spider or not wiping your crappy butt ?


TAGS: totally screwed spider toilet paper
Rating: 4.57/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 15, 2013, 2:10 am, #245743
Not entirely screwed if you own a sh**gun.
Oiler - January 15, 2013, 6:59 pm, #242507
That fallout, is the single best reason ever for NOT wiping your arse. Thank you for playing to my phobia. 5 unwiped Ls
falloutghoul - August 31, 2011, 10:51 pm, #223779
Good lord, what is that?


JAPAN -


TAGS: well engineered arch
Rating: 4.88/5

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thatonekid - July 22, 2011, 6:32 pm, #221758
it's not the material,. it's the shape. water passes freely through the openings in the arch, leaving it standing due to minimal surface friction, same thing with an explosive force.
house - July 19, 2011, 5:31 am, #221554
Thanks all for the votes and comments
Tytan - July 19, 2011, 2:29 am, #221552
well it looks like they should make the city out of that material
spacedog - July 18, 2011, 8:01 pm, #221542
Nice one House.
Anima - July 18, 2011, 3:58 pm, #221527
It's a horcrux belonging to Bruce Lee
Airman - July 18, 2011, 1:12 pm, #221510
the earthquake never hit Nagasaki. This is an internet hoax. The earthquake was way north
Hawamleh - July 18, 2011, 12:41 pm, #221509
that explains surviving the A-bomb, please do explain the earthquake then? you can't ! that gate is JESUS CHRIST INCARNATE !
okami - July 18, 2011, 9:12 am, #221506
(cont) if the torii was directly below, it would have been 'safe', as was a building (still preserved) in Hiroshima.
okami - July 18, 2011, 9:11 am, #221505
i spent time in Japan in the Marines in the 70's. it's called a 'torii' (gate). . .among other things, it symbolizes the gateway between Heaven and Earth. the explosion was an airburst around 1,500 feet above the ground. (cont)
caveman - July 18, 2011, 9:01 am, #221504
and.... favourited
Minuteman - July 18, 2011, 7:26 am, #221500
Judging from the gray color and apparent composition, that arch looks like its made out of the same stuff from STARGATE.
HypercatZed - July 18, 2011, 4:02 am, #221490
Now that's a really good question!
MPsniper - July 17, 2011, 7:58 pm, #221489
LOLz.... 5 big megatons to you


EPIC HIGH FIVE. - I think my brain just exploded from the awesome....




WE DON'T NEED NO EDUCATION - Yes you do. You've just used a double negative.


TAGS: we don t need no education double negative pink floyd another brick in the wall grammar
Rating: 4/5

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turbojett - February 6, 2013, 5:33 pm, #243266
I was always under the impression they did that on purpose. like a big Eff-You to their educational system.


AIRBORNE - Put your knees in the breeze!




BEHOLD, - The LLAMAPILLAR!!


TAGS: llama with hidden legs
Rating: 3.33/5

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rodangol - January 20, 2012, 9:05 pm, #227860
5 legle55 llama5


OPPOSITE -


TAGS: religion cult life time fanatic atheist dexter tv show killer
Rating: 3.26/5

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Zed - February 7, 2010, 2:50 pm, #156551
@xkeethx, counter-bullsh*t, Hitler was a Lutheran, there are NUMEROUS pics of him attending church services. Just more hypochristianity trying to lay the blame for their own crimes on everyone else (Jews, Pagans, Atheists, etc)
xkeethx - February 5, 2010, 1:10 am, #156236
the opposite of a religious fanatic is Hitler. An athiest who believed Jews were a less evolved version of normal humans. He used genocide to weed out the "unevolved". With or without religion, there will always be murder justified by a belief.


REDNECKS - You may laugh at them... But they are the best at finding simple solutions To complex problems


TAGS: gun control redneck nashvillw
Rating: 4.21/5

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ICEMAN - July 6, 2010, 10:22 pm, #183511
You sillymike you. What are you doing crashing our 4th of July block party?
Reality Lord - July 6, 2010, 9:37 pm, #183497

didn't i see these guys in that movie "the Road"?


TIME TO COWBOY UP -


TAGS: bull cowboy
Rating: 4.83/5

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jackandsally - December 23, 2011, 8:02 am, #226866
LOVE IT ^_^
timbosai - December 17, 2011, 11:48 pm, #226695
hahaha thats awesome!
Verdeckt - December 16, 2011, 1:49 am, #226660
LMAO!


READ TWILIGHT I WILL NOT - Rip my own eyes out much I would rather.


TAGS: yoda read twilight will not
Rating: 4.6/5

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Woodywood03c - April 14, 2012, 9:58 pm, #233306
lol
Heartbreakdrake - February 29, 2012, 6:08 am, #230334
Very funny I like good job


Evil Brilliance -




SENIOR LIVING - Old football players don't HAVE to retire they can go to the Vikings where no one expects them to win anything.


TAGS: packers vikings football nfl favre
Rating: 3.39/5
NumberXIII - November 9, 2011, 11:27 am, #225646
Hey! >:( I'm a Vikings fan! ... And I completely agree...
Devilkin9030 - October 24, 2009, 11:43 pm, #130523
Where no one expects them to do anything... And then they have their best season in forever.
Paranoia - August 27, 2009, 4:32 am, #112513
I still thinks it says something that after so many years there is still a team who would make him first string. besides who is gonna argue with 10-12 million for 4 months of work?


HELLO BAPHOMET - Who says Satanists can't be cute and cuddly ?




CURIOSITY KILLED THE CAT - Good boy curiosity........ Good boy!!!


TAGS: killed cat
Rating: 4.24/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 5:52 pm, #253371
Josh and his Rugger 22 killed the dog!
Haner - February 5, 2012, 11:07 pm, #228992
that cat looks mighty pissed...dude is going Kakashi on that dog!
spanko1 - January 30, 2012, 10:16 am, #228447
Nice!
Nissta - January 28, 2012, 3:21 pm, #228306
You let go of my head and I'll let go of your tongue!! IF NOT YOU WILL NOT BE LICKING ANY CROTCHES AGAIN!!!!
CloudchaserS - January 27, 2012, 5:31 am, #228209
Ack, tammy = tabby
CloudchaserS - January 27, 2012, 12:03 am, #228198
Reminds me of my 3.5 year old orange tammy and my 6 month old border collie. Joey annoys the heck out of Marmalade, but he's slow to bring out the claws.


ALLAH-U-SNACKBAR! - Get the Special Kebab Combo with Felafel and a soda for just 5 dinar!


TAGS: september challenge open 7 days a week
Rating: 3.7/5

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jollyman - November 27, 2009, 11:29 am, #140500
waaaaay to great
Eugene - October 17, 2009, 10:40 am, #127435
He looked like that "THIS IS SPARTA!" guy at a quick glance


WISDOM -


TAGS: wise man tells beautiful lies
Rating: 4.91/5

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steve1961 - March 3, 2013, 10:47 pm, #244037
I just tell my girlfriend how much I love our quiet time together...
stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 7:04 pm, #244027
ah ah ! I love when you just duckface !


SLOW DOWN - You move too fast


TAGS: stop and smell the roses
Rating: 4.44/5

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Krissie - September 21, 2012, 8:36 pm, #239288
VERY COOL. Music is an escape for me-all kinds. I was a clarinet nerd :D ...Dropped a few $'s down in my time for people playing their instruments-they're really appreciative.
TheOne - March 13, 2011, 1:48 pm, #214158
Amazing...Noting more to say.
FatherTyme - December 27, 2010, 3:45 pm, #208423
No words to describe it. Poetry! So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea.
TheWiceMan - January 4, 2010, 5:24 pm, #150155
Really great piece of work, 5/5 I think it can be summarised in "What you see is what you're looking for"
Porcelina - January 3, 2010, 9:03 pm, #149900
They say music is best understood by children and animals
Treehodger - January 2, 2010, 3:35 am, #149459
$3.5 Million eh? That is some expensive firewood! (Kidding. I love the Violin and that type of music.)
agdaniele - January 2, 2010, 2:42 am, #149451
You're british, aren't you? The british always are able to destroy humor with logic... missing the very nature of exaggeration.
Marvin Wankerstein - January 2, 2010, 2:33 am, #149450
Another possible conclusion that can be reached from this experiment is that the concept of beauty is not a universal one and its perception can vary from person to person.
elf25s - January 1, 2010, 1:48 pm, #149351
true whenwever i am in NYC i am in bit of a hurry to actuly stop and listen or watch any performances in subway tunnels. we should really slow down and enjoy life a bit, or read a book instead...
Faceplant31 - December 31, 2009, 4:06 pm, #149201
Thats touching do you write poetry silcas? J/k
silcas - December 31, 2009, 4:05 pm, #149200
Amazing what we miss throughout our lives, by hurrying. Makes me wonder if we really have it that great in this new age of technology. Just think when was the last time you sat and watched a sunset?
Derek - December 29, 2009, 12:59 am, #148711
An alternative take on "Context is everything"
aesop's folly - December 28, 2009, 9:32 pm, #148639
gotta make the morning last
R.S.Jake - December 28, 2009, 8:55 pm, #148627
I was going to read this whole thing, but I don't have time, things to do, busy busy busy! J/K, 5 slightly less expesive violins.
phydeaux - December 28, 2009, 7:35 pm, #148575
I miss everything...but I'm oblivious, and dumb as toast to boot...
rerun - December 28, 2009, 7:24 pm, #148570

Airman - I enjoy your posters. This one really hits home....I plan on taking this advise.


FACE PALM - Not quite how the rest of us do it, but... Suzy's method is freaking awesome!


TAGS: face palm tree wall
Rating: 4.95/5

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5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 4:23 pm, #226516
Faceplant? Is that you out there? 5l
BOSSthefurry - November 29, 2011, 8:52 am, #226244
Classic 5 lions.
bear4lyfe - November 28, 2011, 1:26 am, #226220
...you made me spray my soda through my no5e. >.
ErrorMacro - November 27, 2011, 1:13 pm, #226206
double lolz
Reality Lord - November 27, 2011, 6:45 am, #226188

lolz


JEEPS - Because those curbs at the mall can be a bitch!




THERE IS A MARINE CORPS SNIPER HIDING IN THE PICTURE. - Find him before he finds you.


TAGS: marine snipers kill all enemies
Rating: 3.62/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 2, 2013, 2:04 am, #243046
We're the US Army; we'll just lay down a artillery barrage and mop up what's left behind.
paddy225845 - January 25, 2013, 10:57 am, #242822
Too late.
shawoopa - December 23, 2010, 6:22 pm, #208115
under the log a little to the left from the centre


REDBULL GIVES YOU WINGS - MD 20/20 gets you tread marks ...


TAGS: redbull wings maddog tread marks
Rating: 4.65/5

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Hannor32 - August 11, 2012, 10:14 am, #238296
U just made my day ;)


STRESS - Some people just can't handle it


TAGS: water balloon fear face
Rating: 2.28/5

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Dustin Marthington - August 19, 2008, 9:23 pm, #15574
FAIL: nothing beats massive captain america! http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=9995


WOODEN STAKE - Oh Edward! I have a gift for you! Come on out, you sparkly bastard!


TAGS: twilight stake edward cullen gift kill vampire
Rating: 3.33/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 7, 2012, 3:15 pm, #239837
Love the choice of words; it's hilarious XD


GRAND THEFT -


TAGS: wall street bank grand theft commi3
Rating: 4.59/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - January 9, 2012, 6:30 pm, #227399
Well I guess what goes around, comes around. But seriously, I have never heard of sickipedia.
Rick69 - January 9, 2012, 5:58 pm, #227397
Anyone here ever heard of Sickipedia? ... This poster is amazing but this caption was one of the top hits there too (and still is) !
crankyhead - December 30, 2011, 8:04 pm, #227105
If it makes you feel any better Commie, not only did I give it a 5, but I also shared it with a bunch of people who liked it too.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 30, 2011, 1:44 pm, #227094
This is funny. However, it would be funnier if it wasn't so freakin' true.
BigEdMustafa - December 30, 2011, 9:24 am, #227085
I had to give it 5L! I actually have a couple of friends who own their own bank, but they're not that ambitious enough to rob the world! lol
the1stCOMMI3 - December 30, 2011, 1:35 am, #227075
Almost had a perfect score with this one. Tough crowd, tough crowd...
mariand - December 29, 2011, 6:06 pm, #227069
Hey, this is a good one.


IF GUNS KILL PEOPLE - Do pencils misspell words ?


TAGS: guns kill kill pencils misspell
Rating: 4.52/5

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mariand - September 5, 2011, 1:32 am, #223955
lol...dude, now I know who is to blame...
Budog - September 5, 2011, 1:14 am, #223951
LMAO. Or drugs Ozzy, well never mind that's different...
ICEMAN - September 5, 2011, 1:11 am, #223949
Yep, the same way a fork makes Rosie O'Donnell fat.


BENNY HILL - KILLED BY POLITICAL CORRECTNESS


TAGS: bennyhill pc
Rating: 4.59/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - August 24, 2013, 2:53 pm, #249028
Political Correctness is just another word for abolishment of Freedom Of Speech.
medinaanidem - August 23, 2013, 5:08 pm, #248990
It us worsethan infringement. It is an intentional (albiet passive) form if censorship.
BobbEdwards - May 10, 2013, 1:10 am, #245628
Agreed. It got Benny's TV show cancelled after 32 years on the air, and feminists started protesting his personal appearances so he had to give those up too. He died a recluse a few years later. The UK Mail denying him a stamp in 2006 was a final slap.
nicholsjoshua15 - May 10, 2013, 1:00 am, #245627
Political Correctness is an infringement of Freedom of Speech.


AUTUMN -


TAGS: fall redhead
Rating: 4.54/5

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Cyberhagen - January 19, 2013, 12:47 pm, #242640
or rate the h**ness.. I'd give it a 5
Reality Lord - October 6, 2012, 6:34 am, #239810

real nice. 5L dude. could you drop this into moti-twist as well...one of the motinet sites for motivational stuff. would do well there.
mariand - October 5, 2012, 6:37 pm, #239803
jee... I'll just sit here and I'll wait for the leaf to fall...lol


DRILL SERGEANT - It's not yelling, it's motivation.




THE GRAND CHAW-HEE - It's his birthday.




MEMENTO -


TAGS: death eye life b***erfly skull
Rating: 4.93/5

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gas - August 2, 2012, 8:52 pm, #237994
thanks guys
spacedog - August 2, 2012, 7:40 pm, #237987
Nice one gas. 5L
forseti - August 2, 2012, 1:34 am, #237966
Great! 5L
gas - August 1, 2012, 10:31 am, #237947
ahaha.. "fact 99: buy permanent marker" xD. thanks for the comment Gary
GaryO - August 1, 2012, 9:57 am, #237945
Creepy nice, gas….ugh, the movie…kept going ‘What?’…then I started writing stuff on my arm….


MAMA CASS - If she had only given that sandwich to Karen Carpenter, they'd both be alive today.




BACKSTABBERS -


TAGS: karma matadors bull horns
Rating: 5/5

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MercAlert - May 15, 2012, 5:18 pm, #234667
By sodomizing him?
moerdijk - March 17, 2011, 1:59 pm, #214510
teapotting?
SunnyDay - December 19, 2010, 7:36 pm, #207565
ouch 5L
jameswnash - August 26, 2010, 8:49 pm, #190896
He is just helping that poor guy over the fence, really
crankyhead - August 24, 2010, 4:50 pm, #190641
very nice


FROSTY - Good name for a cold hearted killer.


TAGS: frosty killer
Rating: 4.97/5

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fascistfrenchman - October 29, 2013, 12:42 am, #250699
Ah, yes... this old classic. I post it to my Facebook once every year.
mariand - March 9, 2013, 1:49 pm, #244142
ha...good one


IRISH SCUBA DIVING -


TAGS: back roll technique ireland
Rating: 4.5/5

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Zreiser - January 6, 2011, 12:17 pm, #209272
TTH but then it wouldn't sound Irish...
TheTrashHeap - July 3, 2010, 11:52 am, #183089
"bloody Boat" or "darn boat" would have worked just as well. Do we really want to tempt the tasteless police?


WHO YOU TRYING TO GET CRAZY WITH ESE? - Don't you know I'm loco?




WALL-E VS SHORT CIRCUIT - There can be only one


TAGS: wall e vs short circuit there can be only one
Rating: 2.31/5

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red03golf - May 2, 2011, 8:30 pm, #217927
"There can be only one" ... YUP - BENDER


-


TAGS: gangsta ballin outta control b****hhhh
Rating: 3.1/5

More motifakes by Porcelina

agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 12:22 am, #115151
(and rheumatoid arthritis)
faulty switch - September 5, 2009, 12:14 am, #115148
this is funny. my friend that immigrated from iraq could tare this "gangsta" up. hes taken more gun fire than this kid has taken in his video games. just a chump with 17 dollars.
agdaniele - July 27, 2009, 7:27 pm, #100958
Y'all just don't know how hard it is to make bank yo, when da food court iz crips territory.
Porcelina - July 27, 2009, 7:25 pm, #100957
You could call it that, it's obvious copypasta
MO - July 27, 2009, 7:18 pm, #100954
I'm going with sarcasm then. wut wut!!
Porcelina - July 27, 2009, 7:13 pm, #100952
ah, i didn't know it was on here already. should have checked.
MO - July 27, 2009, 7:11 pm, #100951
*copypasta........WTF? Now I'm confused. I thought you were one of the good girls.....? Sarcasm... hopefully?


YANKEES SUCK - Even Jesus Hates the Yankees Go Red Sox!!!


TAGS: mlb jesus yankees suck red sox baseball
Rating: 2.66/5

More motifakes by Trapper

Schultz1 - April 6, 2012, 12:22 am, #232803
Just because you said yankees suck. I give you 5L.
VinceVicious - August 20, 2009, 7:08 pm, #110266
A long dead prophet thinks a great baseball teams sucks. What a douche. (Go Yankees)


WHITE TRASH - Can usually be seen committing deviant acts near trailers




THE DEFINITION OF INSANITY - Is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.




UP LATE LAST NIGHT - I was making a voodoo doll for, well never mind you will find out soon enough.




~ ~ DEJA MOO ~ ~ - It's the feeling you've heard this bull before!




IS THE POPE CATHOLIC -


TAGS: touching eternity hell funny hammy
Rating: 3.55/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - November 22, 2010, 11:54 pm, #203686
HEHE i ACTUALLY LAUGHED
registereduser - November 22, 2010, 11:32 pm, #203685
Answer: No, That's why the priests do it for you. (i'm actually catholic so no disrespect, it's just a funny stereotype)
Lycan - October 8, 2010, 5:55 pm, #197246
yes. yes it is
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 9:02 am, #195691
I Know :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 21, 2010, 11:57 am, #194876
Not your best work...yer Phoning it in....3L (3.5 if I could)
Hawamleh - September 21, 2010, 11:56 am, #194874
but thats just me... so stop hating on me *tears*
Hawamleh - September 21, 2010, 11:55 am, #194873
Claire Its Not My Work, But thought It Was Funny, I Dont Alter Other Peoples ****, i Would Have Alos Put 'yes, yes it is' had it been mine.
hootizz - September 20, 2010, 2:57 am, #194663
I would prefer Sister Ann.., but thats just me...
Claire - September 20, 2010, 12:15 am, #194646
That is a good example of what Hammy COULD have put on this poster.
suenero - September 20, 2010, 12:09 am, #194645
It's better than having Father Fred touch you. 5L
Reality Lord - September 19, 2010, 10:31 pm, #194620

its a moti hammy. one you could have really torn up. you stopped short on this one dude. you gotta dig.
Hawamleh - September 19, 2010, 8:19 pm, #194570
I Know Not Exactly A MOti, But I tought IT Would Give A Few Laughs.


CLEVELAND BROWNS - Raining shit since 1964


TAGS: cleveland browns superbowl playoffs football
Rating: 3.31/5
Woodywood03a - December 6, 2009, 12:01 am, #143065
Oh yeah, HtD... They may want to really get ready for next season. Because, the team has gone south, because of the coach.
Woodywood03a - December 5, 2009, 11:59 pm, #143062
You got to keep believing that the Browns will win. Yeah, they did not been to the superbowl, but they will get there someday.
Marvin Wankerstein - November 3, 2009, 12:40 am, #133709
BS. Derek made it to the ProBowl. If they had a line that could block and someone who could catch passes he could get it done again. Unfortunately, they don't.
BigT - March 8, 2009, 1:43 pm, #64401
OH THE STEELER FANS!!!!! *SIGH* Truthfully if they trade Brady Quinn, I'm done forever!!
HtD - January 16, 2009, 5:32 pm, #52445
At least they aren't the Lions.


IMMIGRATION - "Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian." (Robert Orden)




FORTUNE FAVORS THE BOLD -


TAGS: the skilled and talented can go to hell for all fortune cares
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by motifayk

nicholsjoshua15 - January 23, 2014, 7:41 pm, #252373
There's still good music out there, and always remember, even then there was stupid pop music. We don't remember the stupid pop music because it aged poorly, just like the stupid pop music of today.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:40 pm, #248174
because the music which has moved mankind through seven decades leading to the millennium will whither and die on the vine of abandonment and neglect.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:39 pm, #248173
Turn your backs now and you snuff out the fragile candles of Blues, R&B and Soul, and when those flames flicker and expire, the light of the world is extinguished
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:38 pm, #248172
Louie Jordon, Little Walter, Big Walter, Sonnyboy Williamson I and II, Otis Redding, Jackie Wilson, Elvis Presley, Lieber and Stoller, and Robert K. Weiss.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:37 pm, #248171
violence-laden gangsta-rap, acid pop, and simpering, saccharine, soulless slush. Depart now and you forever separate yourselves from the vital American legacies of Robert Johnson, Muddy Waters, Willie Dixon, Jimmy Reed, Memphis Slim, Blind Boy Fuller,
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:37 pm, #248170
You may go if you wish. But remember this: walk away now and you walk away from your crafts, your skills, your vocations; leaving the next generation with nothing but recycled, digitally-sampled techno-grooves, quasi-synth rhythms, pseudo-songs of
nicholsjoshua15 - July 16, 2013, 12:47 pm, #247817
The only Pop Star I like is Ellie Goulding. That being said give me The Doors, Pink Floyd, R.E.M., Soundgarden,Smashing Pumpkins, Cage The Elephant, and Poets Of The Fall
twill1962 - February 11, 2013, 9:34 pm, #243404
Most modern music is overly repetitious and unoriginal. Give me Godd Ol' disco over "Dance Music" any day.
motifayk - January 26, 2013, 1:39 am, #242844
Its not like I don't enjoy the sounds of newer musicians. Its just that the lyrics, autotune, pre-recorded electro beats, samplers and free software with their own loops have made it that much more easier for even me to make music.
trek - January 25, 2013, 10:55 am, #242821
As a member of the new generation that supposedly supports these new "artists", I can a**ure you that I love 80s music. Most music today falls under the first category, although there are some artists who write their own music. RIP Freddie Mercury


'MERICA - Hells Yeah! Sure Im going to die eating this, but WANT


TAGS: death die food merica hell
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by blodisnut

ratfink95 - March 4, 2013, 10:15 pm, #244052
Its the stick that causes the problem!
falloutghoul - November 6, 2012, 6:27 pm, #240432
Would you like a heart attack with that?
maoworks2 - November 6, 2012, 2:04 pm, #240426
I'll Have 16 To Go Please .


WHEN I SAY "STAY OFF MY LAWN" - I mean "or else"


TAGS: stay the hell off my lawn you d*** kids
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by Retserrof

rerun - December 28, 2010, 6:34 pm, #208512

any good sign company can make one for you, run about $50.00...or try a local shooting range, they may hve one (or google it)
LordKraven - December 28, 2010, 2:29 pm, #208489
@ Ookami85...lighten up bro..have some fun with the Jehovah's Witnesses. I answer the door n**** with a butchers knife in my hand. Ask them to come in and help me sacrafice a goat.
Ookami85 - December 28, 2010, 1:52 pm, #208488
I want this sign. Keeps the Jehovah's witnesses out.
Jackl - November 10, 2010, 3:14 pm, #202225
I need to get one of those signs , darn deer , eating the hedges..
agdaniele - May 12, 2010, 9:05 pm, #175810
Wow.


RAWR!! - Crazy llama will eat you!


TAGS: crazy llama
Rating: 1.54/5

More motifakes by G.O.D.

Fatty - April 16, 2009, 4:41 pm, #73453
No less crazy.
DreMagnum - April 16, 2009, 4:33 pm, #73451
thats an alpaca


WALKING ON WATER -




FEELING SIGNIFICANT? - Don't


TAGS: we are pretty small in the whole scheme
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Airman

jejeloman - December 1, 2011, 12:25 am, #226295
I just feel owned right now... XD 5/5
SgtRock - March 14, 2010, 2:48 pm, #164771
Learn something new. Never heard of that last few.
lesterinside - January 27, 2010, 7:35 am, #154690
Inspiration to my "Life" moti. Thanks Airman
Airman - November 18, 2009, 1:13 pm, #137587
thank you space
spacedog - November 18, 2009, 1:12 pm, #137586
I can't believe I didn't already vote on this one. It just needs one more.
CANADA - November 18, 2009, 1:10 pm, #137585
holy **** he's here!
Airman - November 18, 2009, 1:08 pm, #137583
bettlejuice.. beetlejuice.. say it once, say it twice.
Shithead - October 6, 2009, 10:09 pm, #124443
Ahhh, this is more like it. 5 lions for you, sir.
Immortal_Anarchist - October 6, 2009, 11:45 am, #124338
... for a moment, to truly appreciate how unique our situation seems to be.
Immortal_Anarchist - October 6, 2009, 11:43 am, #124336
I think I know the feeling of which you speak. We have a very useful mental shield that stops us from thinking about the unimaginable scale of the known universe. Otherwise, we'd go totally barmy. But, sometimes, we need to let those shields down...
Airman - October 6, 2009, 11:38 am, #124333
5 ph**os. too early to count
Airman - October 6, 2009, 11:35 am, #124332
no offense taken whatsoever. The planets and stars have always interested me, and sometimes, the vastness is a bit hard to comprehend. This series of 4 ph**os came to me in an email, and I got the same feeling in my stomach that I did when I was young
Immortal_Anarchist - October 6, 2009, 11:07 am, #124331
... not have been your intent, and I apologise if I cause offence, but it merely reminded me of this question of mine. In case its not bleeding obvious, I'm an existentialist, believing there is no meaning in the universe other than what we make...
Immortal_Anarchist - October 6, 2009, 11:03 am, #124330
Great Poster, but I've always wondered. Why, exactly, should we feel insignificant just because the universe is so vast? Yes, we should be humble, but there is a big difference between respectful humility and feelings of total insignificance. This may..
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - October 6, 2009, 4:41 am, #124282
Bah! The larger stars burn out quicker.
MO - October 3, 2009, 9:43 pm, #123747
d***! Throw an in on the front.....tnks
MO - October 3, 2009, 9:42 pm, #123746
And to this day I haven't had one on the left. Not one. Makes me really feel.......hold on, what's a good word? *Looks up* Oooooo that's it!!
spacedog - October 3, 2009, 9:39 pm, #123744
Ha! Mine average 8, and 24 is my highest. Yeah Airman and LogicDude kick a**. They've got fans. Hell, they probably have groupies.
MO - October 3, 2009, 9:35 pm, #123743
100 in a week? 42 votes is my highest. And that's been soaking for a bit more than a week....42? And two of them are....well you know.
spacedog - October 3, 2009, 9:26 pm, #123741
Almost 100 votes in a week. The Airman has loads of fans.
amina - October 3, 2009, 9:23 pm, #123740
beetlejuice.....HOLY HELL HE'S REAL!!!! jk
MO - October 3, 2009, 7:59 pm, #123704
Don't do it.....
amina - October 3, 2009, 7:58 pm, #123702
beetlejuice....
amina - October 3, 2009, 7:43 pm, #123694
beetlejuice
spacedog - October 3, 2009, 5:08 pm, #123630
it...It...IT! Nothing... I must be missing something.
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 4:17 pm, #123627
Don't f***ing say it three times!
Bort - October 3, 2009, 3:43 pm, #123621
Not smart but yes that's how it's pronounced. Like the movie.
_dog - October 3, 2009, 10:46 am, #123576
Hey all you shmart guys. Is the 2nd largest is this pic pronounced beetlejuice?
Hoop - October 3, 2009, 10:32 am, #123575
"smaller" than what exactly? Antares is one of the biggest stars known. VY Canis Majoris IS this biggest star known.
Kaarox - October 3, 2009, 3:29 am, #123532
The beautiful thing is; these are classified as smaller 'colder' suns.
roflcakesilove - October 3, 2009, 2:55 am, #123528
my nuts are bigger then Antares
xxx - October 2, 2009, 1:00 pm, #123338
Very impressive, I had no idea there were suns that huge. This poster should hang in every science room in every school...
Boot - October 1, 2009, 8:55 pm, #123162
VY Canis Majoris is about 2.5 times Antares' diameter. Too cool.
DrEvo82 - October 1, 2009, 11:56 am, #123091
That's cool
Solgard - October 1, 2009, 6:38 am, #123066
5 lions indeed
KDP3 - October 1, 2009, 4:29 am, #123064
my dad is a war veteran! take that Makriev's dad
Makriev - October 1, 2009, 4:12 am, #123063
"Oh Yeah? My dad can beat your dad" That was the first thing that came to my mind... crazy huh?
Sean - September 30, 2009, 9:11 pm, #123028
This is just beautiful. 5 unjustifiably self-important lions.
KDP3 - September 30, 2009, 8:04 pm, #123021
Well Antarces don't have **** on Sol!
spacedog - September 30, 2009, 6:07 pm, #122964
Excellent demotivator. (Beetlejuice? Really?)


AMERICA - Where Violence & Ignorance Are Celebrated, But Intellect & Reason Are Mocked


TAGS: america intelligence brains stupidity ignorance
Rating: 3.39/5

More motifakes by SethMythrax

SethMythrax - July 29, 2012, 6:47 am, #237836
Its a sad World we are living in now days.....
GaryO - July 28, 2012, 9:14 pm, #237815
Yeah, freedom to be stupid is rife here. Still the least worst…. by a huge margin.
RonE - July 28, 2012, 7:23 am, #237765
Don't forget the glorification from uneducated simple minded voters who cannot tell the politicians are playing them like a skin flute in a p***o.
SethMythrax - July 27, 2012, 11:21 pm, #237752
Not at all. America though glorifies it in Movies & Songs though.....
mariand - July 27, 2012, 3:45 pm, #237719
hehehe... would you be surprised if isn't the only place?


JANGO FETT - Brought a gun to a sword fight.


TAGS: star wars mace windu jango fett jedi kill gun sword lightsaber
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by BMatt

Screamin Daemon - September 18, 2009, 2:04 pm, #119249
Excellent picture for an old expression. Nice twist.
... - July 5, 2009, 9:18 pm, #93551
Well played.


NEWS ORGANIZATIONS - making sure you get nothing but the truth


TAGS: all the news that s fit
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by Airman

otakugiant - July 14, 2010, 11:58 am, #184741
someone needs to educate those people! after all, if theyre going to get kidnapped anyway, shouldnt they at least know what theyre using to keep them hostage?
GreyScorpion - February 22, 2010, 6:09 pm, #160122
5 Valiant Bangs :)
Jmac0585 - February 22, 2010, 6:06 pm, #160119
That's about right.


WW2 - I knew there was a good reason why the Germans lost.


TAGS: ww2 germans hitler nazi churchill rock paper scissors
Rating: 3.83/5

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DanteMars - November 3, 2010, 11:51 pm, #201019
5 lolz lions. IDk why, but as soon as i saw this i started laughing. Nice one.


Heart of Rock & Roll -


TAGS: rock roll concert fans huey lewis lyric
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 6, 2013, 1:50 am, #251392
A young Stephen Hawking? I didn't know he like Rock and Roll.
nicholsjoshua15 - September 24, 2013, 1:57 pm, #249973
Wow, this is proof that Rock And Roll is good music with good fans.
BobbEdwards - September 14, 2013, 11:11 pm, #249664
Thanks!
Silverheart - September 14, 2013, 6:57 pm, #249648
Huey Lewis and the News are highly underrated. Great poster, Bobb!


PHYSICS - The science where you use extremely long and complicated formulas to explain why a ball rolls.




DISASTERS - They're not cheap!


TAGS: titanic obama oil rig challenger space ship disaster bad day tanker exxon valdez chernobyl nuclear power sub thresher navy liberals democrats health care
Rating: 3.04/5

More motifakes by todd

Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 30, 2010, 6:29 pm, #208706
This was made before there was a politifake.
Lincoln - December 30, 2010, 5:57 pm, #208704
Politifake, anyone?


SUMMER - It's Belly button season




A MOMENT - of silence please *sniff*


TAGS: pillsbury doughboy
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by Airman

rubikscubeguy238 - May 19, 2011, 7:14 pm, #218775
lol
TwistedNinjaPirate - May 6, 2011, 7:43 pm, #218192
I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles. faved and 5L'd.
Greeny - May 4, 2011, 7:56 pm, #218076
I did a report on Doughboy - back when 'we' were both kids. I wrote Pillsbury (waaaay before the internet)& asked for a picture... they sent a huge poster - it was cool! I aced the report & then tossed the poster, or used it for darts - can't remember...
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 4, 2011, 1:14 pm, #218046
budumbumbump...lol
Produceman117 - May 4, 2011, 1:09 pm, #218045
Minnesota, huh? I always thought he was Danish. 5L.


I REALLY HATE IT - When they remake a great classic movie and totally screw it up !


TAGS: i really hate it movie
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by Budog

steve1961 - June 5, 2012, 11:24 am, #235832
True in most cases-but I think I wouldn't mind seeing a movie made from that poster.LOL
Swampfox - June 5, 2012, 4:10 am, #235824
Pay that.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 5, 2012, 12:51 am, #235819
5o agree
maoworks2 - June 4, 2012, 11:21 am, #235785
Good One Budog.


EPICALLY AWESOME - When your cock wakes you up and pours your coffee for you too ...




IM SORRY,.... - I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome we are


TAGS: bruce willis sound awesome
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by motinet

Reality Lord - June 5, 2011, 9:39 pm, #219616

more like masturbation than homo***uality....no?
Tarapin - June 5, 2011, 1:42 pm, #219610
If you're in love with yourself, is it considered a same-*** relationship?
Reality Lord - June 4, 2011, 8:41 pm, #219588

lolz


HELLO KITTY CHAINSAW - If your date has one, RUN!




LIFE - Everything is easier when you know the cheat codes.




BROTHERS IN ARMS - I'd carry you through the flames of hell, my flesh burned to the bone, Through places where the demons dwell, you'll never be alone. We are brothers, now and always.


TAGS: war hell soldiers brothers always
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

pickleviper - May 31, 2012, 7:31 pm, #235532
It censors two 'T's? Huh?
pickleviper - May 31, 2012, 7:30 pm, #235531
b***on that lip, soldier!
falloutghoul - May 31, 2012, 6:56 pm, #235529
HOO'AH!
pickleviper - May 29, 2012, 4:12 pm, #235382
Thank you.
Rick69 - May 29, 2012, 3:05 pm, #235378
Very nice message... One which I would share to my brethrens...
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 7:53 pm, #235345
No soldiers were harmed in this pic. It was taken during a training exercise.


THE USRSF CODE NAMED: "BUBBA" -


TAGS: my advice to the terrorists is don t run for the hills
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

R.S.Jake - April 14, 2010, 10:54 am, #171251
USRSF was a great idea, but typical burocratic red ***e...soon after I joined, they put the mission on indefinate hold...something about migration patterns and over-thinning the herds. Whatever! I just want a trophy mount for the bathroom!
booger13 - April 1, 2010, 9:05 am, #168560
guilty on all counts , i wonder tho how much of a terrorist will be left after they get done ... whoops never mind ! IDFC ^__^
Treehodger - November 15, 2009, 3:13 pm, #136823
Finnish Lahti Model L 39 20 mm... You got to love Google. XD Resembled the PKM, so I typed it in and found the true name of this bad boy. Now I want one. Thank God for Christmas!
boeweizer - November 13, 2009, 4:22 am, #136251
i dont use ph**shop i use mspaint if ur good with paint u dont need ph**o shop
Donny Donowitz - November 12, 2009, 8:50 pm, #136176
@Jared, I did it with Nancy Pelosi and didn't use ph**oshop...
lazyboredom - November 12, 2009, 8:23 pm, #136162
it let me change to Lazyboredom the first time i posted but it changed to my name this time... weird
DreMagnum - November 12, 2009, 8:21 pm, #136161
You dont need ph**oshop to make good posters
boeweizer - November 12, 2009, 7:19 am, #136051
you say anti tank rifle i say bfg
Ed-Hyde - November 12, 2009, 7:16 am, #136050
I think that is actually an anti tank rifle from WW2.
boeweizer - November 12, 2009, 2:35 am, #136037
they are elite bc they know their weapons
Sean - November 12, 2009, 1:51 am, #136031
Sorry Bone, but you lost me at "elite" ... and by that I mean I nearly choked on my brie.
boeweizer - November 12, 2009, 1:48 am, #136029
if only they really did that. yeah that be nice
Hippopotosaurus - November 11, 2009, 9:21 pm, #135966
5L's i love it. probably because its true also.
spacedog - November 11, 2009, 8:42 pm, #135929
Nice one Bone. 5Ls
omnia - November 11, 2009, 6:54 pm, #135881
instead of dale earnhardt you could also use stevie ray vaughan. think that would get the killing juices flowing to.
MrRandom - November 11, 2009, 5:38 pm, #135873
When isn't he?
Wheels - November 11, 2009, 5:36 pm, #135872
the Bone is on a roll
Produceman117 - November 11, 2009, 5:25 pm, #135870
Nice one, Bone.
DreMagnum - November 11, 2009, 5:17 pm, #135869
Same pic as one of my old crappy ones, but much better result. Great poster bone
BoneCD - November 11, 2009, 5:10 pm, #135867
thanks guys...
CANADA - November 11, 2009, 4:58 pm, #135864
LMFAO!!!!!! 5LIONS!
rerun - November 11, 2009, 4:04 pm, #135851

this is so true. 5L


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